Showing posts with label house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label house. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Plants vs. Zombies

In this story, the plants are...plants, and the zombies are us. (Zombies R Us? Special discount on braaaaains...)

Ahem. 

Mired as we have been in the onslaught of family medical drama (thankfully mostly resolved), the craziness of work (not at all resolved), and a sudden spring cold that's put us out for almost two weeks (working on resolution, dammit), I have been a bad blogger. I have not been as bad a home improver, but it's been close. 

We had a few sunny days in March and April that kicked my spring fever (not the congestive kind) into high gear. By the time we'd gotten the floors mostly done and actually moved in last year, we'd missed the planting window, and I didn't get the garden I've coveted. This year, I'm NOT missing out on fresh tomatoes. 

Oh yes, by August we will be swimming in three different varieties of heirloom tomato sauce. 



Sunflowers gingerly peeking out of the dirt.



I was having issues with germination until I bought a heating pad (yes, I am that person) and within 24 hours, the sprouts fairly leaped out of the dirt. Best ridiculous purchase ever. 




Carefully exposing my baby tomatoes to the harsh elements.


Oh yes. Amid concerns that the tomato seeds I planted wouldn't properly germinate, I overplanted, and every. single. seed appears to have germinated. And grown. We are overrun with tomato babies.

We acquired several loads of free bricks and concrete chunks from Craigslist, and proceeded to dig up the front half of the yard. Some people struggle to have a lush, verdant lawn. We want no lawn at all, and we have the thickest, most densely-rooted carpet of grass in the entire world. Digging up the sod has been a workout. But it's for a good cause, right? Tomatoes!



Garden beds all staked out.


It turns out that a yard of good potting soil is just about the big truck's weight limit. Our neighbor recommended this planting mix, and so far, we haven't been disappointed.



Herb starts! And geraniums, because why not. 



Filled with dirt, the garden beds look less like graves, but Jesse is still referring to them as "the cairns". Come Halloween, I may put skeletons in them. 



It's just now getting warm enough that I've planted some of my starts, but so far, I love how the gardens are turning out. 




Also, if anyone wants a tomato start, let me know. I have way too many. (So many tomatoes!)

In a related project, I am subject to occasional lapses into obsessiveness, so all the coverage about California running out of water has really launched me into freakout mode. I was already planning on building some sort of rainwater harvesting facilities because I'd like to get the water bill as low as possible, and I'd love to augment it with something that falls out of the sky for free 80% of the year. 

So. Rain barrels. I scored six 55-gallon barrels off Craigslist (where else) for $5 a piece, which is a steal in Portland, since rainwater harvesting is very much en vogue, and food-grade barrels can often fetch a premium, even in the classifieds. Mine previously held coconut and canola oil. (Like, a lot of coconut and canola oil. I hefted one of them up and promptly got the dregs all over my shirt. There's really nothing more unsettling than being drenched in lukewarm oil.)

Since a full barrel of water weighs almost 500 lbs, I had to do make sure my barrel tower would be robust enough to handle the weight. 






I'm still wrestling with the connection between the gutters themselves and the barrels, since our gutters are a non-standard size (go figure) and I'm having to get very creative about piping. Home Depot doesn't stock 2.5" diameter pipes (such as our downspout), nor do they stock connectors. The internet would like $12 for a single PVC connector, and I would need at least two. My current approach is to investigate, shall we say, alternate hosing:

This is a 2.5" diameter 10 ft long Shop Vac hose. It's on its way.

If the hose doesn't work out, I've at least gained a spare Shop Vac hose which might work well in the garage dust-collection system I haven't yet built. It's not quite in the budget to replace the gutters at this point, but it might become necessary. 

Although realistically, we're going to have to deal with this issue this summer:


That's a starling nest in the woodpecker hole in our siding. On the one hand, I love baby birds, and I'm so excited that these babies have finally hatched, and that their insistent shrilling is driving the cats insane. On the other hand...there are birds. In our siding. So as soon as the babies fledge, we'd probably better replace the siding. (And the windows. And the back deck. And the garage roof. And the plumbing. It never ends.)

In the meantime, it's spring and my garden is growing. What could be better? 








Friday, May 16, 2014

Day 0: Here we go!

So, this was Wednesday:
Beloved Husband standing by our sign. SALE STILL PENDING.

And this was yesterday:

MUCH SIGNING. SO PAPER. SUCH LEGAL.

And (drumroll please) THIS IS TODAY:

KEYS OPEN DOORS

I may have run shrieking around the house. THIS IS OUR HOUSE. THIS HOUSE IS OURS. The stairs are ours! The kitchen is ours! THIS IS THE KEY AND THE KEY IS OURS AND THE HOUSE IS OURS AND AAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm sure our new neighbors think we either have a small excitable dog, or several loud children. Nope, just me!

My goal upon receiving the key from our fairy godmother agent Patti was always to rip up the horrible carpet (horrible horrible horrible carpet). Let the demolition commence!
 
 Jesse starts in on the living room carpet.


SO MUCH FUN. 


Living room, mostly demolished. 

I knew going in it was going to be gross - the carpet was easily 15 years old and had reached that sort of threadbare, creepily moist stage of decomposition - but yikes, it was bad. Evidence strongly pointed to an incontinent feline tenant somewhere in the past, and where the carpet padding wasn't mysteriously and strongly adhered to the floorboards beneath, there was a thick coating of dust. (My guess was ground up cat litter, cheerios and sawdust, although my bestie Victoria helpfully pointed out later that statistically speaking, it was probably mostly skin cells. THANKS FOR THAT. I'LL BE OVER HERE, SWIMMING IN BLEACH.)

BUT despite the grossness, we got all of the carpet and most of the padding up, and into the garage, where it awaits a trip to the dump later this weekend. (As soon as we locate a dump.)




Looking into the den (left) and the living room (right).

I was really afraid that the wood under the carpet would be heavily damaged, but despite the cat smell (yecccch) it looks like we may be able to salvage it. I ripped up the laminate in front of the front door, and the original Douglas fir planks underneath are barely touched. It's absolutely gorgeous, and exactly what I was hoping to find. Hopefully the rest will be just as beautiful when it's stripped and refinished. 


And now, we're sore and exhausted. BUT WE'RE HOMEOWNERS. Even after being in the house awhile and getting its dust all over us, it's hard to believe after all this waiting, it's actually ours. It doesn't seem real yet. And coming back to our apartment - much as I love it, it's filled with boxes right now, and even tighter than usual - was anticlimatic. Home is still the apartment, but hopefully, once we get the house in a more livable condition, it'll start to feel more solid.

THE ADVENTURE WILL CONTINUE.

Drumroll please!

Holy shit, we just bought a house.